Our Ding, Dang (Damn!) Adventure

My employer gave me Veteran’s Day as a paid day off this year, so we checked the kids out of school (except Jake, he couldn’t miss a class), borrowed trailer, and drove down to Goblin Valley State park on Thursday night.

Because is was Thursday night, we didn’t have trouble finding a spot. So we setup camp in the dark in campsite (#20).

When the ranger came around Friday morning, he told us that site was reserved for the next night. The neighboring site (#16) was designated as a walk-in site, so if we moved next door we could claim it for the night. So we moved the tent and our few supplies and got ready for the day.

We had decided to hike Ding and Dang slot canyons. These are near Little Wildhorse canyon (which we’ve done a few times before), but a little more technical and a bit longer. However, we felt prepared having conquered Peek-a-boo and Spooky just a few weeks ago.

We drove 1.25 miles along the riverbed/road after passing the Little Wildhorse trailhead. There was one other car parked, but we essentially had the place to ourselves on a beautiful fall day.

We hit the trail at 11:30am. I had a map of the hiked saved in my phone. I knew we would like along the riverbed and then take a fork off to the right to head up Ding canyon. Our plan was to loop around and come down Dang. It was a 6-mile loop.

As you can see from the GPS map above, we took a wrong turn after 7 minutes of hiking. Not having gone near far enough along the main trail. We called this unimpressive trail Damn canyon. I suggest you avoid it.

The fateful wrong turn

With the benefit of hindsight, I knew better. There were lots of signs that we weren’t in the right place. I didn’t double-check the map, which was stupid. But we were having fun scrambling over the rocks. But it quickly turned uphill and into some pretty nasty terrain and it became obvious that we were off course. The kids ate lunch and said some prayers while I scrambled to a high spot and was able to get some reception, just enough for my map application on my phone to show me where we were. We retraced our steps and got back to the main trail, but it was a 2 mile detour that wore our kids out.

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When we got to Ding it was awesome. Cool terrain, deep slots with steep sheer walls and some fun semi-technical sections, and even some water.

A tricky obstacle in Ding canyon

The kids had a lot of fun, but we were worn out and losing daylight. After taking quite some time to shuttle everyone across a watery section we decided to turn back.

Cold water section we had to do twice because we turned around just after we completed it

As we drove back to camp, the full moon was rising.

It was a beautiful night. We roasted hot dogs over the fire, popped popcorn, baked cookies in the oven in the trailer, and all listened to some scary stories from the Snap Judgement podcast in the tent.

But everyone was wiped out. We were all in bed by 9pm.

Saturday morning we woke up and packed up camp. Then we drove over to the Valley of the Goblins and played tag for a while and snapped some pictures.

As we drove home we listened to the BYU/SUU football game on the radio and talked about how we need to go back. Ding and Dang got the best of us this time, but we will be back. And we won’t be making the (damn) wrong turn next time.

Happy 13th Birthday KK!

This 13 year old got spoiled on her birthday! All the kids love being checked out and especially love it if they get to sneak out and get lunch and/or do their favorite activity. Katelyn couldn’t wait for me to take her to “Color Me Mine” in Provo. She is unbelievable talented and got right to work painting several cute pieces. Lets just say that her two pieces looked WAY better than my one. 🙂

Her real birthday was Saturday and she invited a couple close friends to go to Classic Skate in Sandy.

After a fun afternoon of skating everyone came back home for our favorite ice-cream cake and presents. This year Katelyn wanted lots of ski stuff. She is all ready for ski season!

We sure love our creative, shy, sensitive, sweet KK. She is a great helper and very responsible. She does her best in all that she does and teaches each of us how to find our inner creativity…or at least how to utilize hers! We love her so much!

Halloween 2016

This Halloween the kids got creative! Megan and her friend made gumball machine costumes. Katelyn and her friend made these cute bags and were robbers. Claire decided last minute to be a green M&M. Drew was the cutest lil’ old man ever and kept pointing his crooked finger saying, “When I was young…” Ellie wanted to be a police woman and Seth and I were Cleopatra and her dead husband (a bit of a last minute throw-together).

There was lots of parties, candy and fun had by all! Happy Halloween!

 

2016 Fall Break Adventure

Day 1: Bryce Canyon

On Thursday of our fall break Manina and the kids made the four-hour drive down to Bryce Canyon. Jake and I would drive down separately later that evening.

The girls (and Drew) stopped for lunch and met Rachel and Spencer and their family, with whom we would be spending the long weekend.

They went into Bryce, walking around the canyon rim, playing around and taking some pictures.

We had rented this older house in Tropic from VRBO, so it was fun to all hang out together that evening once we all got together.

We fired up the barbecue and cooked dinner  while the kids had fun playing out in the yard. Later that evening we watched the BYU vs. Boise St. game (unlucky outcome) and planned our outing for the following day.

Day 2: Peekaboo and Spooky

Friday morning we decided to drive out to do some of Utah’s more famous slot canyons near Escalante. We made the hour-long drive along scenic Highway 12 and turned off onto Hole-in-the-Rock road just on the other side of town.

We then drove 25 miles down the washboard-i-est road ever until we got to the trailhead. After turning off the road, we still had a some traveling to go on a road which required a high-clearance vehicle, so the Haymonds left their minivan and all piled in our Suburban for the last mile or so to the trail head.

There was a bit of a line to enter the Peek-a-boo slot. I had some webbing which was super handy to help haul the little ones up a pretty technical entrance. Once we were in the slot, the kids loved it.

When we got to the top of Peek-a-boo, we stopped for a while and had some lunch. Then we hike across the desert following rock cairns until we were able to find the entrance to Spooky.

As we headed down Spooky, we found out that it lived up to its name. We dropped down a large drop, then into really skinny stuff. So cool, but hard to capture in a picture.

After the hike, we were all pretty tired. We stopped to eat in Escalane and stopped at a place called Nemo’s drive-in. The kids decided they’d had enough adventure for the day, so we crossed the parking lot to eat Subway instead. We later found out that Nemo’s is pretty well regarded, one of the “hidden gem” places to eat in Utah. So it wasn’t a perfect day.

Day 3: Lower Calf Creek

Early morning Manina and I got up early to watch the sunrise over Sunrise point at Bryce. It’s a pretty spectacular place.

Jake wanted to get back in time to mow some lawns, so he left in my car to drive home alone while the rest of us headed along the Scenic Highway 12 again, this time stopping at Lower Calf Creek falls for a hike.

It was 6 miles long in sand, but pretty flat. Our kids did great, but the younger Haymonds struggled. The towering waterfall was a cool payoff at the end of the out-and-back trail.

When we got back to the parking lot we had to wait for the little Haymonds for a while, and by then we were all ready for the long drive home. We got home Saturday night at 9:30pm, having squeezed every little bit of adventure out of our fall break.

Happy 40th to this old guy!

Happy 40th to this ol’ guy! I know turning forty sounds overwhelming but it didn’t seem to phase Seth one bit. He is fit, healthy, and in his eyes just a youngin’. I love that about him!

For his birthday sent the kids off to school and headed out to hike a 8.5 mile loop over up Grove Creek and then across and down Battlecreek Falls. It was a solid uphill climb to a beautiful open valley and then a steady decline back down Battlecreek Falls.  It was prefect weather and a beautiful hike and best of all we were practically alone on the trail.

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After the hike we met up with his parents at Texas Roadhouse for dinner and then headed over to Eskaped where we barely managed to “eskape” this 1960’s themed trailer. 🙂

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We also had some friends over for dessert on the Sunday before his birthday. Seth isn’t a big fan of parties nor the celebration and attention being about him (another thing I love about him) but I knew people wanted to come over and wish him well on his special day so I did something small anyway. I don’t think he loved it but the kids thought it was fun and it was a good chance to chat and visit with everyone.

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The real celebration will come in March when Seth and I sneak off to Kauai to celebrate both of our 40th birthdays! Happy birthday to the man I love!

We bought a beater

Jacob has only been a licensed driver for a couple months. In the short time he has been driving, he has had the following incidents:

  1. First, he got a speeding ticket and tried to keep it on the down-low. That didn’t work out so well since the first thing the police department does with a traffic offense with a minor is write a letter to your parents.
  2. He had a collision with a deer. The deer pretty much hopped up onto the hood of the car leaving a nice dent and some scratches on the hood.
  3. His buddy backed into him at homecoming, denting the driver’s door and front quarter panel

Now, my car isn’t a great car by any means — it’s a 2006.5 Kia Optima with almost 115k miles on it. But, I bought it new and have taken good care of it. It should have quite a lot of life left.

But, with school starting and Jake having an early-morning class, he has had to drive almost every day to school. The Lone Peak high school parking lot is famous for dings, dents, and frequent accidents. I just can’t have him wreck my car any more. So, when Uncle Greg said he was getting rid of his Honda, we jumped at it.

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It’s a 1993 Honda Accord. The paint is peeling in a couple places and the hitch is almost rusted completely through, but mechanically it seems like it’s pretty good shape. If you look closely at the odometer, you’ll notice it has 340,763.6 miles on it.

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It passed safety and emissions with flying colors. The mechanic said it’s not uncommon for the engines in these Honda’s to go for 500k+ miles.

Since it is a manual 5-speed transmission, Jake had to learn how to drive a stick. At one point, he made Drew cry because he was scared he was going to die as Jake jerkily started through an intersection and then stalled it out. But, he’s got the hang of it now.

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We spent a whopping $500 on this car, so any miles we can squeeze out of it are purely bonus miles. Let’s hope this beater keeps going for many more miles.

Highland Elementary Hawk Walk

Every year Highland Elementary holds it’s only fundraiser, the Hawk Walk. Normally I am not a fan of fundraisers, but for some reason I look forward to this one every year. The kids can get pledges per lap or a flat amount. My kids usually just have me sponsor them and sometimes a grandparent, but that is about all. Not a real big money maker from our family, but it the excitement these kids get when participating is so fun!

They grab their workout clothes, water bottles and sunscreen and although you don’t have to run (you can walk too) my kids like to make a goal to beat their laps ran from the previous year. Some years I run with them and others I run around and cheer them on. They often run at different times on different fields so I am bouncing all around to keep up with them all.

They have music booming, parents cheering, cheerleaders rooting on the kids and of course the Highland Hawk runs around and hooting and hollering. And of course nothing is better than the otter pops they get when they are done. All of my kids have participated in this at some point in their elementary years and they love it. We are already excited for next year!

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Timpanogos Summit Hike

Manina has wanted to climb Mount Timpanogos for quite some time. I have been up there several times with my scout troops, but never just with her. So, we decided to make a date out of it. I took the day off on Friday to hike it with her.

We sent all the kids off to school and headed up the canyon to the Timpooneke trailhead. We weren’t any particular hurry, since we had all day. It’s a 15-mile round-trip hike with quite a lot of elevation gain (4500 ft) so bagging Timp is an all day affair. The conditions were perfect, with temperatures in the 60s and a light breeze — it was a great day for a hike.

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We started out at 10am, a little later than we had planned. We stopped for a quick PB&J lunch, but mostly kept moving all the way up. Unencumbered by kids (or scouts), we made good time and got to the Timpanogos saddle by 1:30pm.

We paused for a bit at the saddle to take some pictures. We had some lingering clouds out to the west over Utah county, but the view to the east was clear and spectacular. We even found a couple mountain goats right by the saddle hanging out and enjoying their lunch too.

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The section from the saddle to the summit was pretty slow going. Lots of shale and some semi-technical sections. But we made it to the top. The clouds had lifted somewhat, so we took some pictures and hung out for a little while up at 11,753 feet.

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We didn’t rush things on the way down, just enjoyed the time walking and chatting and enjoying the views.

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We stopped for a while in the big meadow and enjoyed a late lunch of crackers, cheese, turkey and fancy mustard — fancy foodstuffs for a hike. We didn’t see a lot of people on the trail until we got within a mile or two of the trailhead when we encountered a couple scout groups heading up for an overnighter. Timpooneke is usually pretty well-traveled, so it was nice to do it during the week to avoid the crowds. When we finally made it back to the parking lot I was pretty exhausted and ready to get off my feet.

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As we packed up, I reassessed my gear like I usually do. My main lesson learned was that I had carried too much water (I only drank 2 liters). Our GPS data showed we hiked 14.8 miles about 7.5 hours total. Not bad for a couple old fogies on a weekday hike to the Timpanogos summit.

Homecoming 2016

It is another first for the Johnson household. Jake attended his first dance. He decided to ask Kambri to homecoming by leaving Ding Dongs on her doorstep saying something to the effect “I would be a ding dong to not ask you to homecoming.” She responded with a bag of Dum-Dum and the sign as shown below. They both seemed super excited to go with each other and in my biased opinion they were the cutest couple ever!

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The day date (because that is what everyone does these days) started at 9:30 am. The group, a bunch of Jake’s buddies, picked up their dates and went to Top Golf and then to Costa Vida for lunch. I got very little details about this part of the date, but I heard they had a blast and Jake crushed everyone (that is what he always says though so you never know).

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After the day portion of the date, they came home to prepare for the dinner, dance and after party. Jake looked super handsome and super nervous. 🙂 He was so concerned that he do everything correctly. He wanted to be sure he put the corsage on right, opened the door, introduced himself to her parents. It was really quite adorable.

Oakley’s mom, Jenny, offered to host dinner at her home and the other mom’s agreed to bring items. The menu was:

Appetizer Board: fruit cheese nuts crackers hummus etc.

Wedge salad with bacon feta ranch heirloom tomatoes

Grilled marinated pork tenderloin

Baked potato-rubbed in olive oil and kosher salt

Homemade rolls or artisan bread

I was assigned the wedge salad. Everything turned out so nice. Jenny has a beautiful home with a perfect kitchen to accommodate all the commotion. Everyone seemed super impressed with the food and a lot of fun was had by all.

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Jenny also happens to be a retired photographer so she whipped out her camera and took amazing pics of all the kiddos (she even had props!). 🙂

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What an amazing group of kids! They were so sweet and grateful for everyone’s help on their behalf. Jake even made a special effort to give me a hug before I left.

Apparently after the dinner they all headed to the dance and had a blast. After the dance, they went back to Jason’s house for brownies and ice-cream. Jake came knocking on our door around 2 am all smiles. He said they all had an amazing time. That is what I love to hear!

Orderville Canyoneering Adventure

Remember back in 2008 when I did the Narrows hike? Yeah, it’s been a while. Ever since being released as scoutmaster about a year ago, I’ve missed going on big adventures. Sure, we just went on a Labor Day hike with the family, and I took the big kids backpacking this summer, but I was in the mood for something fairly exotic.

So, I registered for a backcountry permit to do Orderville Canyon down in Zion National Park. They limit the number of people allowed in that canyon each day, so I picked a group size of eight, figuring I could find some people crazy enough to join me.

Orderville canyon is a fairly technical hike, an offshoot of the famous Narrows. It’s a little over 12 miles long from top to bottom, with some pretty challenging obstacles. The running water makes for some slippery conditions, so we planned on getting wet. Swimming is not uncommon, although having not seen rain for the last couple months, water levels were supposed to be fairly low.

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After a few cancellations and switching around some plans we ended up with a great group: me, Jake, Jesse (my brother), Tyson (Jesse’s friend), Ben (my cousin), Adam (Ben’s son), and Grant (my cousin).

The seven of us drove down to St. George Friday night. We stopped at Costa Vida in Fillmore for dinner and then five of us made our way to St. George for a quick sleepover at Gary’s house (thanks, Gary!).

A couple of the guys were running behind, so Saturday morning was more stressful than it should have been. I had booked a shuttle from Zion Adventure Company to take us from the town of Springdale to the Orderville trailhead at 9:30am. As I went to get the permit from the wilderness desk at Zion National Park, Ben called and had the shuttle come pick us up in the visitor center parking lot which saved us several precious minutes. We loaded up all our gear and piled in the van for the 90-minute drive to the trailhead.

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Loading up at Zion National Park

On the drive there we ate lots of snacks and listened to the driver, who didn’t stop talking the entire way. But, she was nice enough. The shuttle was definitely worth the cost. We were dropped off and suddenly alone in the wilderness.

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Jake, Tyson, and Jesse hiking along the old jeep trail

The first three miles of the hike were fairly downhill along an old Jeep road. But, before long we headed down into the beginning of the slot canyon which would our trail for the next six miles.

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The temperatures were perfect. In the shade it was just cool enough for us to avoid overheating with our packs on, but not cold enough to require any additional layers. We made pretty good time through this section. We are also all by ourselves. We were passed by one group of three, and encountered another group of four heading the opposite direction. Other than that we had the whole place to ourselves until about a mile before the confluence with the Narrows.

I had done a lot of research on sites like canyoneeringusa.com, so we were prepared for the technical obstacles. A short climbing rope was an absolute necessity to get down some of the bigger drops.

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Jake hand-lining down a pretty good drop

As we hiked further down the trail it got progressively more beautiful, more technical, and more wet.

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We ran into some muddy spots and then soon we were trudging though water. Most sections were ankle to knee depth, but some pools were a bit deeper. Since the water levels were low (it hadn’t rained for months), no swimming was required.

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Sometimes the water combined with a technical obstacle to really slow our progress. We had to carefully step along slippery logs and wedge ourselves into crevices and slowly and carefully inch our way down.

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The Guillotine
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Grant rappelling from the guillotine into a small pool

There were a few slips, a few awkward descents, but our group never even got a pack soaked, and no one got injured. We started to run into other groups heading up Orderville so we knew we were getting close to the Narrows confluence.

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We got to the confluence and celebrated for a bit before trudging down the Narrows. We knew we were close to being finished and that the technical obstacles were all behind us. Our feet were hurting, there were rocks and sand in our shoes, but it was pointless to adjust anything at this point since we still had 1.5 miles of the Narrows before we could change shoes and socks and walk the last mile on the paved path back to the Temple of Sinewava.

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Several of us had packed flip-flops or Crocs the whole way for the sole purpose of changing shoes for that last mile. We were a pretty tired bunch by the time we hopped on the park shuttle to take us back to the visitor center.

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We completed the hike in just over 7 hours. We weren’t in a hurry, but we never really stopped for any extended breaks. Because we made such good time we elected to make the drive back home that night. We stopped in Cedar City for a burger, listened to the BYU vs. Utah football game (BYU lost on a failed two-point conversion in the last few seconds), and made it home by midnight. Exhausted, but home.

It was a great trip, but here are a few things to remember for next time:

  1. Rope was an absolutely necessary for Orderville canyon. No harnesses or helmets were needed, but a short climbing rope made life much easier.
  2. Hiking poles were also awesome for stability in the water and probing for depth and hidden rocks or logs.
  3. Hiring a shuttle service was worth it for this hike. The road is long and bumpy to the trailhead, and it would have sucked to spend 3 hours to retrieve a second vehicle from the trailhead after that hike.
  4. I packed too much food. I could have done with much less, but I didn’t think we would get through it as fast as we did.
  5. I packed too many extra clothes. Sure they would have been useful had we had an emergency, but they just took up space and weight inside my dry bag in my pack.