I got a letter this week from the U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City. Turns out that I’ve been selected to serve as a juror.
I don’t know anything about the case, whether I’ll be empaneled, whether the judge will be impressed by my history as a lawyer or if he’ll also be concerned about the criminal activities of my alter ego in Pennsylvania. But whatever it is, I’m happy to do my civic duty. If I could get a book deal out of it, even better. Stay tuned…
MightyJohnsons 
Cool. I loved being on a jury in Alaska. It was a drunk driving charge, but interesting, none the less.
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If you are selected you will love it. Always fun. However, if you don’t want to be selected you can always revert to your DQ-drive-thru persona… That should work for you as I think they have some literacy threshold that you will never reach. 🙂
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Just called into the court as per the instructions and they don’t need me tomorrow. I’m feeling a little sad about it because I was looking forward to it in a strange way. I’m still in the jury pool for the next few months, so I’ll probably get another “Notice to Appear” sometime soon.
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