Jacob has only been a licensed driver for a couple months. In the short time he has been driving, he has had the following incidents:
First, he got a speeding ticket and tried to keep it on the down-low. That didn’t work out so well since the first thing the police department does with a traffic offense with a minor is write a letter to your parents.
He had a collision with a deer. The deer pretty much hopped up onto the hood of the car leaving a nice dent and some scratches on the hood.
His buddy backed into him at homecoming, denting the driver’s door and front quarter panel
Now, my car isn’t a great car by any means — it’s a 2006.5 Kia Optima with almost 115k miles on it. But, I bought it new and have taken good care of it. It should have quite a lot of life left.
But, with school starting and Jake having an early-morning class, he has had to drive almost every day to school. The Lone Peak high school parking lot is famous for dings, dents, and frequent accidents. I just can’t have him wreck my car any more. So, when Uncle Greg said he was getting rid of his Honda, we jumped at it.
It’s a 1993 Honda Accord. The paint is peeling in a couple places and the hitch is almost rusted completely through, but mechanically it seems like it’s pretty good shape. If you look closely at the odometer, you’ll notice it has 340,763.6 miles on it.
It passed safety and emissions with flying colors. The mechanic said it’s not uncommon for the engines in these Honda’s to go for 500k+ miles.
Since it is a manual 5-speed transmission, Jake had to learn how to drive a stick. At one point, he made Drew cry because he was scared he was going to die as Jake jerkily started through an intersection and then stalled it out. But, he’s got the hang of it now.
We spent a whopping $500 on this car, so any miles we can squeeze out of it are purely bonus miles. Let’s hope this beater keeps going for many more miles.
It is another first for the Johnson household. Jake attended his first dance. He decided to ask Kambri to homecoming by leaving Ding Dongs on her doorstep saying something to the effect “I would be a ding dong to not ask you to homecoming.” She responded with a bag of Dum-Dum and the sign as shown below. They both seemed super excited to go with each other and in my biased opinion they were the cutest couple ever!
The day date (because that is what everyone does these days) started at 9:30 am. The group, a bunch of Jake’s buddies, picked up their dates and went to Top Golf and then to Costa Vida for lunch. I got very little details about this part of the date, but I heard they had a blast and Jake crushed everyone (that is what he always says though so you never know).
After the day portion of the date, they came home to prepare for the dinner, dance and after party. Jake looked super handsome and super nervous. 🙂 He was so concerned that he do everything correctly. He wanted to be sure he put the corsage on right, opened the door, introduced himself to her parents. It was really quite adorable.
Oakley’s mom, Jenny, offered to host dinner at her home and the other mom’s agreed to bring items. The menu was:
Appetizer Board: fruit cheese nuts crackers hummus etc.
Wedge salad with bacon feta ranch heirloom tomatoes
Grilled marinated pork tenderloin
Baked potato-rubbed in olive oil and kosher salt
Homemade rolls or artisan bread
I was assigned the wedge salad. Everything turned out so nice. Jenny has a beautiful home with a perfect kitchen to accommodate all the commotion. Everyone seemed super impressed with the food and a lot of fun was had by all.
Jenny also happens to be a retired photographer so she whipped out her camera and took amazing pics of all the kiddos (she even had props!). 🙂
What an amazing group of kids! They were so sweet and grateful for everyone’s help on their behalf. Jake even made a special effort to give me a hug before I left.
Apparently after the dinner they all headed to the dance and had a blast. After the dance, they went back to Jason’s house for brownies and ice-cream. Jake came knocking on our door around 2 am all smiles. He said they all had an amazing time. That is what I love to hear!
So, I registered for a backcountry permit to do Orderville Canyon down in Zion National Park. They limit the number of people allowed in that canyon each day, so I picked a group size of eight, figuring I could find some people crazy enough to join me.
Orderville canyon is a fairly technical hike, an offshoot of the famous Narrows. It’s a little over 12 miles long from top to bottom, with some pretty challenging obstacles. The running water makes for some slippery conditions, so we planned on getting wet. Swimming is not uncommon, although having not seen rain for the last couple months, water levels were supposed to be fairly low.
After a few cancellations and switching around some plans we ended up with a great group: me, Jake, Jesse (my brother), Tyson (Jesse’s friend), Ben (my cousin), Adam (Ben’s son), and Grant (my cousin).
The seven of us drove down to St. George Friday night. We stopped at Costa Vida in Fillmore for dinner and then five of us made our way to St. George for a quick sleepover at Gary’s house (thanks, Gary!).
A couple of the guys were running behind, so Saturday morning was more stressful than it should have been. I had booked a shuttle from Zion Adventure Company to take us from the town of Springdale to the Orderville trailhead at 9:30am. As I went to get the permit from the wilderness desk at Zion National Park, Ben called and had the shuttle come pick us up in the visitor center parking lot which saved us several precious minutes. We loaded up all our gear and piled in the van for the 90-minute drive to the trailhead.
On the drive there we ate lots of snacks and listened to the driver, who didn’t stop talking the entire way. But, she was nice enough. The shuttle was definitely worth the cost. We were dropped off and suddenly alone in the wilderness.
The first three miles of the hike were fairly downhill along an old Jeep road. But, before long we headed down into the beginning of the slot canyon which would our trail for the next six miles.
The temperatures were perfect. In the shade it was just cool enough for us to avoid overheating with our packs on, but not cold enough to require any additional layers. We made pretty good time through this section. We are also all by ourselves. We were passed by one group of three, and encountered another group of four heading the opposite direction. Other than that we had the whole place to ourselves until about a mile before the confluence with the Narrows.
I had done a lot of research on sites like canyoneeringusa.com, so we were prepared for the technical obstacles. A short climbing rope was an absolute necessity to get down some of the bigger drops.
As we hiked further down the trail it got progressively more beautiful, more technical, and more wet.
We ran into some muddy spots and then soon we were trudging though water. Most sections were ankle to knee depth, but some pools were a bit deeper. Since the water levels were low (it hadn’t rained for months), no swimming was required.
Sometimes the water combined with a technical obstacle to really slow our progress. We had to carefully step along slippery logs and wedge ourselves into crevices and slowly and carefully inch our way down.
There were a few slips, a few awkward descents, but our group never even got a pack soaked, and no one got injured. We started to run into other groups heading up Orderville so we knew we were getting close to the Narrows confluence.
We got to the confluence and celebrated for a bit before trudging down the Narrows. We knew we were close to being finished and that the technical obstacles were all behind us. Our feet were hurting, there were rocks and sand in our shoes, but it was pointless to adjust anything at this point since we still had 1.5 miles of the Narrows before we could change shoes and socks and walk the last mile on the paved path back to the Temple of Sinewava.
Several of us had packed flip-flops or Crocs the whole way for the sole purpose of changing shoes for that last mile. We were a pretty tired bunch by the time we hopped on the park shuttle to take us back to the visitor center.
We completed the hike in just over 7 hours. We weren’t in a hurry, but we never really stopped for any extended breaks. Because we made such good time we elected to make the drive back home that night. We stopped in Cedar City for a burger, listened to the BYU vs. Utah football game (BYU lost on a failed two-point conversion in the last few seconds), and made it home by midnight. Exhausted, but home.
It was a great trip, but here are a few things to remember for next time:
Rope was an absolutely necessary for Orderville canyon. No harnesses or helmets were needed, but a short climbing rope made life much easier.
Hiking poles were also awesome for stability in the water and probing for depth and hidden rocks or logs.
Hiring a shuttle service was worth it for this hike. The road is long and bumpy to the trailhead, and it would have sucked to spend 3 hours to retrieve a second vehicle from the trailhead after that hike.
I packed too much food. I could have done with much less, but I didn’t think we would get through it as fast as we did.
I packed too many extra clothes. Sure they would have been useful had we had an emergency, but they just took up space and weight inside my dry bag in my pack.